Viola Davis...at her best!

Off late I've made it my personal mission to abolish inconsiderate grassroots whispers about so-called "ugly people" This is not to say I didn't have to put myself in check first before tackling this (mammoth) task!

First on my "Let's stop calling them Ugly" list is actress extraordinaire Viola Davis who you should know from productions like Tyler Perry's "Madea Goes to Jail" and the on-screen adaptation of New York's bestseller "Eat, Pray, Love".

 

I've been saying this about (and to) African women for the longest time: we look better with our OWN damned hair texture! The evidence lies below...



(learn more about Vi here)


Once again dear beautiful black woman, take my advice: if Miss Davis can look like a supermodel sans a weave, what the frikaddel makes you can't o_0

My wish now: to see her stun those damn paparazzos on the red carpet with this neat do!
CrazyBlackVirgin

The return of the Prodigal Blogger

Over my (very) extended AWOL stint, I realised something incredibly morbid about myself: I'm RUNNER! I run from absolutely everything in every facet of my non-scintillating life! But then, as i was mellowing over my pathetic-ness (add that word to your dictionary, won't you? You'll see it a lot henceforth) something else slapped me silly: I've run from everything except this blog...my baby :-)

So I'm back to breast-feed my growing lumpen with lots of fashion, entertainment and a whole lot more useless info!

Happy 2012
CrazyBlackVirgin

Tres chic: The shop - Revu.

THERE'S MORE...

Vintage London

The Best is Yet to Come - Nina Nolte

FINALLY, something to shut me up *whew* I love it when somebody else takes over my ingenuity :-)

Nothing like talent to silence even the loudest cynics. Have a look at the rest of Nina Nolte's "The Best is Yet to Come" paintings HERE

Can't wait to marry old money and buy all this shiyit 

CrazyBlackVirgin 

Rolling Stone SA's First issue

I honestly didn't think that these nuts were seriously going to launch Rolling Stone South Africa! I don't know, for me Rolling Stone is just one of the things synonymous with the US, as is Starbucks, Barney's and my husband. What business do such brands/people have in this country?! Riddle me that

But anyways, despite my utter disbelief, the mag was launched on the 30th on November and gracing the inaugural cover was Mr Rock n Roller himself, Mkhulu Hugh Masekela

Applause must be spared where applause is due and although I feel this picture of Mkhulu is a tad too Capetonian gangster-like (note the "chain") I still heart it! Stellar job, although sadly that's as far as my attention will linger on the publication. But, for those interested here's a bit of a teaser from the 1st issue:

“Pussy is the gateway to the earth. But we disrespect it… What guy hasn’t treated his lady badly by fucking around, huh?” Hugh Masekela’s eyes dart out into space, challenging, daring his audience to agree. Silence. Then a tentative show of hands from his entourage. “Huh-huh-huh!” His baritone chuckle cascades from deep in his diaphragm. The 72-year-old Bra is shooting the breeze, taking five between laying down some choice new jazz joints in his studio. "



Salivating much? Read more here

Dude must've been rocking bell bottoms when he could still spell pussy!



I can already hear my uncle shouting for me to get him iRollers Stone ePick n Pay! *can't watch*
CrazyBlackVirgin

SA's newest celeb couples

You know what's sad? What's sad is people who've had cameo appearances in a few music videos pretending they're celebrities! It's sad, it's ANNOYING! I'll say this again: this country has no celebrities, least of all "video vixens"

Right, now that THAT'S done and dusted... Boity (the video vixen and Minenhle Dlamini look and sound-alike) has been spotted out and about with Mr. Millennium aka Andile Ncube on more than one occassion! 

What's slightly interesting with these two is they apparently arrive together, pretend to not know each other the whole night, then end the "secret" rendezvous by sneaking out together. Are they, are they not...

NEXT...


There was a time when I wanted Moki (one half of KoldProduk) for my lonesome self. Thank the heavens I stopped drinking! But when one comes to their senses another loses it. Elana Afrika and Moki are a confirmed couple (I'd also like to know ukuthi bashelane nini 0_o) Elana, fix your hair nana, only hoodrats can sport THAT look, you know..."THAT LOOK"

Yawn, yawn, yawn...Relationships are overrated (says the one who's run out of batteries)
CrazyBlackVirgin