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The Best is Yet to Come - Nina Nolte

FINALLY, something to shut me up *whew* I love it when somebody else takes over my ingenuity :-)

Nothing like talent to silence even the loudest cynics. Have a look at the rest of Nina Nolte's "The Best is Yet to Come" paintings HERE

Can't wait to marry old money and buy all this shiyit 

CrazyBlackVirgin 

Rolling Stone SA's First issue

I honestly didn't think that these nuts were seriously going to launch Rolling Stone South Africa! I don't know, for me Rolling Stone is just one of the things synonymous with the US, as is Starbucks, Barney's and my husband. What business do such brands/people have in this country?! Riddle me that

But anyways, despite my utter disbelief, the mag was launched on the 30th on November and gracing the inaugural cover was Mr Rock n Roller himself, Mkhulu Hugh Masekela

Applause must be spared where applause is due and although I feel this picture of Mkhulu is a tad too Capetonian gangster-like (note the "chain") I still heart it! Stellar job, although sadly that's as far as my attention will linger on the publication. But, for those interested here's a bit of a teaser from the 1st issue:

“Pussy is the gateway to the earth. But we disrespect it… What guy hasn’t treated his lady badly by fucking around, huh?” Hugh Masekela’s eyes dart out into space, challenging, daring his audience to agree. Silence. Then a tentative show of hands from his entourage. “Huh-huh-huh!” His baritone chuckle cascades from deep in his diaphragm. The 72-year-old Bra is shooting the breeze, taking five between laying down some choice new jazz joints in his studio. "



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Dude must've been rocking bell bottoms when he could still spell pussy!



I can already hear my uncle shouting for me to get him iRollers Stone ePick n Pay! *can't watch*
CrazyBlackVirgin

SA's newest celeb couples

You know what's sad? What's sad is people who've had cameo appearances in a few music videos pretending they're celebrities! It's sad, it's ANNOYING! I'll say this again: this country has no celebrities, least of all "video vixens"

Right, now that THAT'S done and dusted... Boity (the video vixen and Minenhle Dlamini look and sound-alike) has been spotted out and about with Mr. Millennium aka Andile Ncube on more than one occassion! 

What's slightly interesting with these two is they apparently arrive together, pretend to not know each other the whole night, then end the "secret" rendezvous by sneaking out together. Are they, are they not...

NEXT...


There was a time when I wanted Moki (one half of KoldProduk) for my lonesome self. Thank the heavens I stopped drinking! But when one comes to their senses another loses it. Elana Afrika and Moki are a confirmed couple (I'd also like to know ukuthi bashelane nini 0_o) Elana, fix your hair nana, only hoodrats can sport THAT look, you know..."THAT LOOK"

Yawn, yawn, yawn...Relationships are overrated (says the one who's run out of batteries)
CrazyBlackVirgin

What to do with your man's shirt

I owe the birth of this blog to two things: my love for fashion and the written word (that counts as one and what I choose to call CrazyBlackVirgin's brother blog, Visfinger which remains one of my favourite ways to catch on what's what in the world of entertainment, random crap and most recently FASHION (#i_die).

This video, sent to me by one half of visfinger's contributors came to me at a time when I felt like I needed to host an intervention for my own ass: I was at my wits end trying to forget about the I-dos that never were and also the uselessness of "HIS" clothes! And then.....voila :-) Like Houdini, this video landed on my wall! Thank you Mr Contributor, I know with as much conviction that I will one day grow pubes, that this video will save many women a lifetime of heartache from unreciprocated feelings of intense love!

At last, a good reason to break up with your cheap-skate loser
CrazyBlackVirgin

Brad Pitt: "I'm quitting acting in 3 years"

Ever since my dear neighbour relinquished her hooker tendencies (after a very long 17 years, so claim the adults) I've been convinced that no matter how much someone may love what they do nobody wants to do the same thing until their death. And my neighbour loooved her "job"! So it came as no surprise when news broke of Brad Pitt's plans to assume a more behind the scenes role beyond the bitter-sweet age of the big 50!