Tuesday, 31 May 2011

Zimbabwean model to represent Louis Vuitton

Nice to see a sister holding her own!

The 16-year-old was discovered last year and has already starred in some big-name magazines such as Teen Vogue and has walked in dozens of runway shows, Huffington Post reports.

Matonhodze walked into Elite model agency in her school uniform in 2009, she went on to win the prestigious Elite Model Look UK competition later that year, before being launched into full time modelling.

"Nyasha is not only very beautiful she has the little extra thing you can’t quite put your finger on," a spokesperson for Elite is reported as saying.
"She is intelligent, graceful and people who meet and work with her instantly fall in love with her. I have no doubt she has the potential to go all the way

You go girl, show that cretin Mugabe that Zimbabweans are worth a bit more than cheap labour!
Happy Wednesday
CrazyBlackVirgin

TAKE IT OFF!

REALLY!!!

Okay, I'm diving right in ladies, only coz I love you and am, quite frankly sick and fuckin' tired of seeing women with perfectly sober morals looking like ladies of the night in broad daylight consequence of too much makeup, or shoe polish or talc powder or God-knows what else you smear on your delicate skins in the search of perfection. It really doesn't have to be so tragic. Let me help you, AFTER THE JUMP!

Friday, 27 May 2011

Sayit, DAMMIT!

If you're black, nigga ain't doing this...FORGET!


I think we’ve all come to terms with the fact that men are almost useless when it comes to communication, hence the ridiculous failure rate in relationships. Given my less than impressive relationship histories, I’m one of the last people whose advice can be put to practice, but there are a few phrases guys can utter, phrases which I’m convinced could change the course of many bent relationships. This is the kinda stuff I yearned for my companions to tell me. I know for sure these expressions would’ve saved boyfriend number 1 many violent screaming matches, saved number 3 his mom’s prized China and spared number 4 the cost of replacing four busted tyres! In case you were wondering; I felt sorry for number 2, and number 5’s worst nightmare is under construction (he gonn get his all right!)

WELCOME ONE, WELCOME ALL!

Whoop, whoop *first post jitters*

Well, kudos for taking a minute to read up on the Memoirs of a CrazyBlackVirgin. I hope you'll stay around long enough to see this virgin's cherry get popped!
Licky, licky *yum, yum*

This blog is run by one person, so there may not be posts everyday but trust I will keep you posted on the latest in fashion trends, faux pas, the who-did-what-where lowdown, my personal experiences, the hottest places to be in Jo-hazardous-burg and my personal (often irratic) interpretations of things nje.

Get in touch with moi on crazyblackvirgin@gmail.com, i'll respond to all mail.

Peace, love and WAR
CrazyBlackVirgin
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