Sayit, DAMMIT!

If you're black, nigga ain't doing this...FORGET!

I think we’ve all come to terms with the fact that men are almost useless when it comes to communication, hence the ridiculous failure rate in relationships. Given my less than impressive relationship histories, I’m one of the last people whose advice can be put to practice, but there are a few phrases guys can utter, phrases which I’m convinced could change the course of many bent relationships. This is the kinda stuff I yearned for my companions to tell me. I know for sure these expressions would’ve saved boyfriend number 1 many violent screaming matches, saved number 3 his mom’s prized China and spared number 4 the cost of replacing four busted tyres! In case you were wondering; I felt sorry for number 2, and number 5’s worst nightmare is under construction (he gonn get his all right!)

It's inevitable shit'll end up like so

Say it dammit!

1.       Had you said thank you at least once or twice when I did something nice for you when I didn’t have to, maybe we’d have had a fighting chance!

2.       If it’s obvious we’re in a relationship hows about you refer to me as your girlfriend and stop introducing me as your friend, huh? That’d be REALLY nice!

3.       Tell me I look beautiful every so often. You are allowed to boost my ego, plus it’ll buy you lots of favours!

4.       I want to know that I’m an important factor in your life!

5.       You’ve wronged me you bastard, how difficult is it to say you’re sorry?!

That’s all I wanted to hear, dunno about the rest of the female population, but the five above points would’ve made a helluva difference in how my relationships ended!

Me? Here? Naaaahh

Hope the guys have taken note!

CrazyBlackVirgin