TAKE IT OFF!

REALLY!!!

Okay, I'm diving right in ladies, only coz I love you and am, quite frankly sick and fuckin' tired of seeing women with perfectly sober morals looking like ladies of the night in broad daylight consequence of too much makeup, or shoe polish or talc powder or God-knows what else you smear on your delicate skins in the search of perfection. It really doesn't have to be so tragic. Let me help you, AFTER THE JUMP!


Sweeties, please understand that in the case of day makeup, the over-used cliche "less is more" definatelt holds water. WHY, would any sane person with any notion of pretty want to walk around looking like you had your Grandmother's ashes powdered on your face??! God bless her soul, but that shit is just WRONG coz you know it isn't, in the slightest bit attractive!

SIES!

WHY, WHY, WHY??? Not only do you end up looking like Lucifer's concubine, you also heavily clog your pores with all that gunk! Once again, I love y'all, so to make your life a bit more bearable I'll soon post a step-by-step "how to apply makeup" guide, compiled by yours truly (moi), along with my own at-home pics to show you how simple it is to achieve the flawless look!

So look out for that and in the meantime STAY AWAY FROM THE MAKEUP!

CrazyBlackVirgin