Kitten heels--->I HATE CATS!

DEATH...

I hate detest things that fall into the "grey" category, I like the predictable nature of black and white! Grey is just complicated and takes too much effort to deal with! It is therefore understandable why I cannot stand the sight of kitten heels (and this has nothing to do with the fact that i hate pussies...cats.

My skin crawls almost everytime I see them on someone! If you ask me; the only people I can excuse for wearing kitten heels are toddlers (and even then, it's only to serve as practice for when they have to wear the REAL deal). When you're an adult, you should be decisive enough to know whether you like heels or flats!

          

I really fail to grasp why choosing a heel or flat isn't as simple for some ladies as it is for me! Buying a kitten heel is cardinal sin number one in my books; it's like... DAMMIT MAN, it's like ordering a cross-breed of a cup of coffee and rooibos, like mixing vodka with Coke, HELL, it's like voting for the ANC and the DA-IT JUST SHOULDN'T BE DONE!

This is what happens when you wear Pussy heels!

Keep it simple ladies: High or Low, make up your mind and avoid such situations...

CrazyBlackVirgin