Virgins are in shit!

No canoodeling for this maiden!



I consider myself an enlightened young lady, but everyone else, my intellect is entitled to a few minutes off per day. And it was last week during my "free minutes" that I decided I was fed up with being single (it's been 7 months) and so i chose to take matters into my own hands and promptly find a man. Bad idea.

So it turns out my genius idea of man-scouting turned out to be not a genius idea at all, the complete opposite in fact. What I realised, and yes it took me a while, is that all every hot blooded, straight man wants is a hole to stick his cold, hard, savage woody in. So it's perfectly understandable that right now I'm a man's worst nightmare! And that goes for every other woman who "isn't giving it up"... OUR ASSES ARE GONNA BE ALONE THIS (and every other) WINTER.

From one virgin to another: brace yourself, it's gonna get rough (or not), good luck!

CrazyBlackVirgin