Soulja Boy done did it now!!

So while you and I are bitching and whining about our anorexic purses, Soulja Boy's asset count is on steroids! This dude (yes, that word still exists) bought himself a $55 million private jet for his birthday this week.

As if that weren't enough, Soulja Boy's said to be expected to blow another $300 000 to celebrate his 21st birthday at a private event at some or other nightclub in Los Angeles! This is according to TMZ.

And here I am, content with a call from my mom!
CrazyBlackVirgin